lati-negros:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Today, Ferguson is prepared to “keep it moving.”

September 28th

In face of the ordinance that mandated protestors not stand still while protesting, the community rode bikes #BlackBrilliance

bloggish:

enchantedtulip:

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

irmesia:

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:

bledri:

racethewind10:

sicani:

Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.


Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

Bless you Jupiter.

Thank you, Jupiter!

Jupiter/EarthOTP.

I ship it

How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

  “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“
"I’m over here." The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.
"Jupiter?! What happened?!" Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. "Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet."
"…Hello, Earth." Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.
Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”
Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.
"Seriously though," Earth says, "What happened?"
Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.
Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.
And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.
"It’s alright," smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”
"What?" Earth leaps to his feet. "But - that’s not fair!"
Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”
"Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!"
Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”
"Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway," Earth huffs. "But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”
Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”
Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.
Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”
"I’m not," says Earth. "I’m not special. Just… self-important."
Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

I’m a couple years late but I am all about the Jupitearth fandom.

bloggish:

enchantedtulip:

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

irmesia:

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:

bledri:

racethewind10:

sicani:

Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.

Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

Bless you Jupiter.

Thank you, Jupiter!

Jupiter/Earth
OTP.

I ship it

How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

  “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“

"I’m over here." The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.

"Jupiter?! What happened?!" Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. "Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet."

"…Hello, Earth." Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.

Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”

Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.

"Seriously though," Earth says, "What happened?"

Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.

Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.

And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.

"It’s alright," smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”

"What?" Earth leaps to his feet. "But - that’s not fair!"

Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”

"Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!"

Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”

"Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway," Earth huffs. "But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”

Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”

Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.

Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”

"I’m not," says Earth. "I’m not special. Just… self-important."

Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

I’m a couple years late but I am all about the Jupitearth fandom.

orchidvenom:

————“Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”
Jupiter n’ EDIT: EARTH. (I was tired gkhjkgjk)
I put this together in like half an hour.. Only tumblr could get me to ship. Planets:
http://frikadeller.tumblr.com/post/31658478626/theangelslietokeepcontrol-lalondes-wonking 

orchidvenom:

————“Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”

Jupiter n’ EDIT: EARTH. (I was tired gkhjkgjk)

I put this together in like half an hour.. Only tumblr could get me to ship. Planets:

http://frikadeller.tumblr.com/post/31658478626/theangelslietokeepcontrol-lalondes-wonking 


krioboly:

I was so done with this picture 41 layers ago
Jupita is a strong giant planet and don’t need no man to help protect precious Earth-tan. Me w/gijinkas = can’t stop won’t stopcan’t stop

krioboly:

I was so done with this picture 41 layers ago

Jupita is a strong giant planet and don’t need no man to help protect precious Earth-tan.
Me w/gijinkas = can’t stop won’t stopcan’t stop

JupitEarth COLORED

allofjupitearth:

image

nijuukoo:

Oops, I jupitearth’d again :|

nijuukoo:

Oops, I jupitearth’d again :|

thisiswhiteprivilege:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?

September 28th

The arrest of political dissidents

niente-dal:

gwenwentz:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

WHAT

thAT’S what it was about?????i thought it was about closing the door when you gossip ‘cause no one wants to hear that shit

Yeah, that IS what it means. He wants to tell the gossipers to close the goddamn door, because he doesn’t wanna know that his fiance has been cheating on him. However, he then decides to face the situation with “poise and rationality” by accepting the truth of her infidelity (and possibly by calling off the wedding, thus “saving” it). I like to imagine that he drunkenly delivers the “technically our marriage is saved” line in front of the guests as he gulps down more champagne, but the song doesn’t specify.

I mean, it’s POSSIBLE that the line has a double meaning and she was cheating with the door open, perhaps that’s how the rumor started, but based on the groom’s surprise he certainly didn’t see anything before the wedding, and I really doubt he’s seeing anything DURING the wedding. The straightforward and commonly accepted interpretation is that those dirty gossipers might want to close a goddamn door.

EDIT: After carefully perusing the lyrics, I suppose it’s possible that the groom knew about his fiance’s lover and is just upset that other people found out about it. I imagine him wanting to run to his fiance and say, “Darn it, future wife, why didn’t you close the door, now everyone knows about our beautiful polyamorous relationship!” But then he decides to celebrate, because now the three of them can be open about their relationship! This song is so much happier now!

johncartermustdie:

Accidental dye magic! #dye #costumeshop

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT LOOKS AMAZING

johncartermustdie:

Accidental dye magic! #dye #costumeshop

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT LOOKS AMAZING


original photo by Kien Tran